The Queen of Argyll (Arr. Silly Wizard) Gentle men it is my duty, To inform you of one beauty Though I'd ask you of a favor, no to seek her for awhile Though I own she is a creature, Of character and feature No words can paint the picture of the Queen of all Argyll CHORUS And if you could have seen her there, boys if you had just been there The swan was in her movement, and the morning in her smile All the roses in the garden, they bow and ask her pardon For not one could match the beauty of the Queen of all Argyll On that evening that I mention, I passed with light intention Through a part of our dear country known for beauty and for style Bein' a place of noble thinkers, of scholars and great drinkers But above them all for splendour shone the Queen of all Argyll CHORUS So my lads my needs must leave you, my intention no to grieve you Nor indeed would I decieve you, oh I'll see you in awhile I must find some way to gain her, to court her and to tame her I fear my heart's in danger from the Queen of all Argyll CHORUS (do it twice or so)