Galway Bay  (Parody)

Maybe some day I'll go back again to Ireland
If my dear old wife would only pass away
She nearly has my heart broke with all her naggin
She's got a mouth as big as Galway Bay

See her drinking sixteen pints of pabst blue ribbon
And then she can walk home without a sway
If the sea were beer instead of salty water
She'd live and die in Galway Bay

See her drinking sixteen pints at Padgo Murphey's
The barman says I think it's time to go
Well she doesn't try to speak to him in Gaelic
In a language that the clergy do not know

On her back she has tattooed a map of Ireland
And when she takes her bath on Saturday
She rubs the sunlight soap around by Claddagh
Just watch the suds flow down by Galway Bay.